Fifty ExcusesTo Get Backstage

1. I have a special green pass... an ounce of it
2. I know the drummer - we're the two goths : )
3. I'm here for the sound test. (it"s soundcheck , piss off)
4. I'm a friend of the Promoter.
5. I forgot my all areas pass.
6. I'm with the band.
7. I went to school with the singer.
8. I was backstage at the last gig.
9. I'm a journalist, do you want a bad review.
10. I'm with the road crew.
11. My sister has got a baby to the drummer.
12. They invited me to audition for them.
13. I'm on the same label.
14. They asked me to bring them some coke.
15. I'm a band too.
16. I'm from MTV.
17. I lost my pass.
18. I used to see them when they played pubs.
19. I'll get you sacked if you don't let me in.
20. The band often stays at my place.
21. I want to interview the band.
22. The guitarist and I had a flat in Melbourne.
23. I'm helping with the catering.
24. It's cool, Chuggy knows me.
25. The singer told me I could come backstage.
26. They gave me the wrong pass.
27. I won a contest on Triple M to go backstage.
28. You let me through before.
29. My band supported them last time they toured.
30. Do you know who I am.
31. I'm the promoter!
32. They ate at my restaurant last night.
33. Is that $20 on the ground yours or mine?
34. Trust me, would I lie to you.
35. I threw my bra at the singer, now I want it back.
36. I just want an autograph for my friend.
37. I sold them the guitars.
38. You can have my 2 sisters if you let me backstage.
39. I'm Gudinski's younger brother!
40. I'm Patti Mostyn's sister.
41. My girlfriend's got my pass.
42. I'm with the tax department.
43. I'm the musician's union rep, checking equity cards.
44. I'm the band's assistant manager.
45. I'm working on the load out.
46. I'm with Jands.
47. But I'm with security.
48. I'm the support act.
49. Venue staff, get stuffed!
50. I drive the limo.
51. You know me.
52. I printed your T-shirts.
53. "Molly" sent me.
54. I'm Richard Wilkins' hairdresser.
55. I'm the blonde the guitar roadie picked for the lead singer.
56. My press card is here somewhere.
57. Damn, I left my press card back at the Sun.
58. I'm a council ordinance inspector enforcing the noise ordinance.
59. You'll never work in this industry again.