NAME: Jolly Roger

OCCUPATION: Production Manager

HOMETOWN: The Road and Chicago

BIRTHPLACE AND AGE: Maine 45

FIRST TOUR: Kiss 1972

POLITICAL LINE: He went to Vietnam and returned. Whatever political ideas espoused by the show are the same as his.

PERSONAL LINE: If ever in need... call a pirate. I may be a pirate, but I'm really a closet teddy bear.

WORK ETHIC: Go for the fokin wrench, only I'm not going. You are...ya' fokin’ jags!

FAVORITE COLOR: Skull and Crossbones

MUSIC: Keith Richards solo

TV SHOW: Jeopardy

MISC: Collects Baby Doll's

HUMAN CONDITION: Big and Tall men's second hand store. Meatloaf with four glasses of milk. I could give a fokin jag about humans!

FAMILY INFO: Divorced. Loving father of two children who live in Indiana with his ex. Ex is paranoid. Aren't they all?

PREVIOUS RESUME: Roadie for generations. Worked for: Them All, Sabbath, Deep Purple, Prince, Motley Crue, Los Lobos, Ministry! Skinny Puppy!

DREAMS: of starring in an alternative TV show with his buddies called... ALL ACCESS.

OTHER STUFF: I know everyone in Rock and Roll! They could even visit, once awhile.

CURRENTLY:

CURRENTLY OUT WITH LIMP BIZKIT