NAME: Crash Mumps

OCCUPATION: Gear roadie

HOMETOWN: Chicago

FIRST TOUR: Savoy Brown, or was it... Alvin Lee? at least it was around 79.... or was that 78?

BIRTHPLACE AND AGE: Chicago. 40

POLITICAL LINE: Republican conservative/ Activist for pro-life and NORML

PERSONAL LINE: (to all buxoms) "I want those!"

WORK ETHIC: Let's indo!

FAVORITE COLOR: Sinse green with red hairs

MUSIC: Cypress Hill, Pat Boone, Lee Greenwood.

TV SHOW: Major Dad

MISC: Thought "Reefer Madness" needed fine tuning. Thinks Ollie North shoulda smuggled pot instead of blow. Prices would have dropped... though his Dad did a killing in the S&L bail-out!!!

HUMAN CONDITION: Smoke is better when using a Geo bong Promotes the use of hemp in all facets of life (i.e. paper, motor oil, medicine, dope)

FAMILY INFO: Father is a republican congressman who turned him on to his first joint.

PREVIOUS RESUME: Roadie from hell. Precinct worker on off days.

DREAMS: of becoming President so that he can legalize dope and criminalize abortion.

OTHER STUFF: Nothing special from Crash. Except the obvious.

CURRENTLY:

SITTING IN CHICAGO, AT THE PARC PARIS APARTMENTS, WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL FROM LONDON