NAME: Bucky

OCCUPATION: Band Manager (Acting Tour Manger, cuz it'd put me over budget to hire one.)

HOMETOWN: Chicago

BIRTHPLACE AND AGE: Cook County Hospital 32

FIRST TOUR: This one.

POLITICAL LINE: It's fucked, but they brought it in under budget!

PERSONAL LINE: I'm fucked, but I'm liquid!

WORK ETHIC: Not to let it get fucked and go over budget.

FAVORITE COLOR: I'm color blind, among other things.

MUSIC: Bands on our roster. Everyone else sucks. unless we are pitching to manage them.

TV SHOW: Three's Company. Charlie's Angels.

MISC: Masturbation in a sock on the tour bus when nobody knows, except me. God, it's my fave!

HUMAN CONDITION: I think I am human. I mean don't I think. (Yeah, and so do no-brain animals like the horse.)

FAMILY INFO: I have one. We talk. We argue. We don't talk. We argue. We talk.

PREVIOUS RESUME: Run distribution for a video piracy network.

DREAMS: To get married to someone who doesn't take me for a dumbfuck.

OTHER STUFF: Continued from above... she's gotta be as dumbfuck as I am. Without question!

CURRENTLY:

IN-PATIENT COUNSELING